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No Monkey Business Hoodie

$40.00

Step into the Tarkverse with the official Sheriff Tark “No Monkey Business” Hoodie.

This one’s simple: clean hoodie, Sheriff Tark badge front and center in gold. It’s got that perfect mix of tough sheriff vibes and the inside joke we all know and love. Wear it while you’re out on patroling in your county or just chilling at home—it always reps the BCSO.

✅ What You’re Getting:

  • Soft, comfortable cotton blend (built to last)

  • Sharp gold-on-black design that pops on camera and IRL

  • Sizes S–3XL so everyone’s covered

  • Everyday gear for anyone who’s part of the BCSO crew

🚨 Why It Matters:

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s your badge. Rock it with pride, let people know where you stand, and remember:
BCSO ON TOP!

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

No Monkey Business Hoodie Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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