The One and Only Ape Sheriff in the County
No Monkey Business. Just gear straight out of Blaine County. This is the official home of Sheriff Tark and the BCSO crew. Every piece of merch here is built for the community that rides with us through the chaos, the laughs, and the action-packed nights on stream. From the Sheriff Tark “No Monkey Business” Tee to the bold BCSO badge hoodies and the classic banana logos, everything here is designed with one goal: To look good while repping the entertainer that you love to see. What to Expect: 🔥 High-quality gear (tees, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more) 🐒 Inside jokes and designs only real Tarkverse fans will get 🚨 Limited drops that keep the hype alive 👊 A way to show your support and roll with the BCSO family Whether you’re out on patrol, streaming with friends, or just kicking back, this merch is your badge of honor. BCSO ON TOP
No Monkey Business Tee
Step into the Tarkverse with the official Sheriff Tark “No Monkey Business” Tee.
This one’s simple: clean tee, Sheriff Tark badge front and center in gold. It’s got that perfect mix of tough sheriff vibes and the inside joke we all know and love. Wear it while you’re out on patroling in your county or just chilling at home—it always reps the BCSO.
✅ What You’re Getting:
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Soft, comfortable cotton blend (built to last)
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Sharp gold-on-black design that pops on camera and IRL
- Sizes S–3XL so everyone’s covered
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Everyday gear for anyone who’s part of the BCSO crew
🚨 Why It Matters:
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s your badge. Rock it with pride, let people know where you stand, and remember:
BCSO ON TOP!
No Monkey Business Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
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28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
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29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
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27.75
|
23.25
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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